sext: hey you’re kinda cute oh god fuck was that okay of me to say holy shit did i make you uncomfortable im so fucking sorry [sweating profusely] fuck
[carmilla x laura drabble. laura learns new things about carmilla all the time. angst, fluff, lots of frustrated, terrible roommate banter. post-ep23.]
when the streets are so empty (& the fragile can’t pretend)
can we all rush in/ get me back into the trees/ if this dream wasn’t happening/ would it still feel as real?/ will it ever change/ or will it always stay the same
—lo fang, ‘#88’
She’s completely infuriating, lounging on your bed when you get back from lecture, getting her scuffed boots all over your sheets, no doubt shedding some of her hair on your pillow—which at this point you might just give her, because this is getting ridiculous.
When you huff she just keeps reading but mentions, “My sheets probably need to be washed.”
You take a few deep breaths, because you really would love to punch something right now, but she’d probably just laugh at you, and there’s no point to giving her more fodder to add to her arsenal of ‘child’ jokes.
fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3